it means the sea life

Sweet potato chips, love you like xo #whole30
Apr 16, 2014 / 2 notes

Sweet potato chips, love you like xo #whole30

Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

36 Things I Wish I Figured Out Sooner - Whitney Kimball (via shessoprettywhenshelies)

I’m giving this to my daughter when she turns 16, no joke.

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Apr 16, 2014 / 64,650 notes
Apr 16, 2014

Is there ANYTHING WORSE IN THIS WORLD than ingrown hair?

If I’m complaining to my friends back then about like, not even complaining, but just being like, you guys get flirted with so much at the bars. And they’re like, well that’s because you don’t smile and like laugh at their jokes and like let people who want to just come sit in our booth with us sit in our booth with us. And I’m like, well no, because I don’t like them. They’re obnoxious. I don’t know them. Why is it that we have to let people come into our space and just say that it’s okay because they’re guys, and just by nature of them being guys, I’m supposed to be flattered by that?
Katie Heaney (author of Never Have I Ever) on Life Stories Podcast (via petermcallisterthefaaather)
Apr 16, 2014 / 8 notes
Apr 15, 2014 / 63,071 notes

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

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Apr 15, 2014 / 119,834 notes
glamour:

*Glamour
Apr 15, 2014 / 1,347 notes
surisburnbook:

Maude Apatow’s little half-smile is the exact reason I never agreed to do red carpet events with my parents.
Meanwhile, I am obsessed with Iris’s outfit, even though I don’t like visible zippers, shoes with laces, or when anyone else wears my signature color.

Leslie Mann is forever the best looking/dressed woman pair that with Judd Apatow’s careless but still very handsome looks and obviously you get great looking kin. 
Apr 15, 2014 / 200 notes

surisburnbook:

Maude Apatow’s little half-smile is the exact reason I never agreed to do red carpet events with my parents.

Meanwhile, I am obsessed with Iris’s outfit, even though I don’t like visible zippers, shoes with laces, or when anyone else wears my signature color.

Leslie Mann is forever the best looking/dressed woman pair that with Judd Apatow’s careless but still very handsome looks and obviously you get great looking kin. 

nevver:

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Apr 15, 2014 / 1,152 notes
Apr 14, 2014

Who knows a 32 yo that doesn’t like to shower?

I do! I do!
My brother is a grown man that goles to school once a week and has no intention of working por getting a job, sleeps the entire day like I’ve never seen anyone sleep this much, ever. He might be depressed or might be freaking lazy. My Mom said yesterday “I’m always trying to fix everyone else’s kids and I can’t even control my own grown man”

This is something I think about on a daily basis but I highly doubt he could ever move out or actually do something with his life unless my parents give him an ultimate even if its just to scare him and make him work for something in his life and not give everything to him without moving a finger. It isn’t like that for my other brother or for me. Granted he is different (we think he has some very high functioning form of autism) but he’s smart and strong and capable and he literally sits in front of the TV all day watching his life pass him by and let me tell you, it’s so effing sad.